Funny dumb things for your dorm: Decor for Unserious People

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We scoured the internet to find the most unserious decor items that you can buy online. These are our top picks for dumb things that are just funny to have around your room.

Whether you want to brighten up the mood of your living space or give guests something to laugh at and comment on while they’re over, these fun knick-knacks are sure to get the job done.

1. Mini Candy Vending Machine

Put this on a nightstand, coffee table, bookshelf or whatever.

 
Use it as a reward system for when you’ve finally written one sentence on that essay thats due tomorrow.
 
Put this on the table when guests come over instead of a lame charcuterie board.
 
Fill it with breath mints and make everyone take a few so you don’t have to deal with bad breath.
 
Possibilities are endless with this quirky little thing.
 

Literally the best poster for your wall. Nothing tops this.

 
keep your dumb friends entertained for days as they press the buttons to hear all the cool dinosaur sounds.
 
Press the buttons while your roommate is in a Zoom meeting.

 

A fake brick. Do I need to say anything else.

Throw this bad boy at anyone in your room who crosses the line.

Repeatedly bash your roommate in the head with it.

The best purchase for anyone with pent up rage.

I think this speaks for itself.

 

Literally impossible to be depressed or even remotely in a bad mood with this hanging around you.

Fidget with it while studying and gain the coolest party trick possible.

Put it on your coffee table and watch your friends struggle to do an ollie.

Give guests something to do while you’re using the restroom.

Adds such a cool vibe to any space.

 

Sooo many possibilities with this one.

Empty it out and show it to people when you want them to know you have no more left to give.

Give one of them to someone who you find attractive.

Pour them all over your significant other. I’ll leave the rest up to your imagination.

Lighting is everything when it comes to the mood of your room.

Forget white lighting, warm lighting, or colored LEDs, how about lighting up your room with STARS.

This will turn your room into an experience.

Use it for any forbidden items in your room.

You can go down two paths with this:

Be a good responsible person and use it to quit your vices and avoid distractions,

*or*

Be an asshole and lock up your roommates stuff, beloved plushies, and other valuables. The power is yours.

This gives you the ultimate freedom for turning absolutely anything into a drawing surface. Here’s some possible surfaces to turn into a whiteboard:

  • Wall next to your desk
  • Desk surface
  • A portion of the floor
  • your door

Use this for so much more than just fruit.

You can put this by your bed or desk to hold your phone and other things you need close by.

Exponentially more flavorful than a boring nightstand.

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